She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
thus making me awesome and them whores
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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