i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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