I think scott just propositioned me for sex
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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