He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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