He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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