adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Less talking, more tequila
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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