Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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