hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i just google imaged poop.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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