when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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