i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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