It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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