Where is the hickey?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Everything about him screamed your future.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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