Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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