Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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