Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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