Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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