do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Randomize
