hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize
