i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
tell me about the eggs
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