I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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