Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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