is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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