i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Pooping to opera.
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