Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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