look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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