even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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