you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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