I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Dear god my vagina.
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