Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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