So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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