I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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