Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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