everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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