It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
