it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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