I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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