Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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