i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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