Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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