Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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