OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize