The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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