I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
