if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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