No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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