when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
