Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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