I cockslap morals
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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