Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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