What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
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