omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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