No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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