But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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