doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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