Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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