Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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