Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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