that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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